chaometric

CHAOMETRIC, an archaeologist at heart, has put a lot of effort into searching for a land lost long ago. Thanks to extensive research he has found an important book, Raumnomicon, which helped him considerably in unraveling the mystery. The book is full of maps and codes undecipherable to everyone, including himself. However, his fascination with geometrical problems led him to what he calls “an outlined logic”. “I succeeded in fathoming the codes by using the position of the stars in a system located behind our star system,” he explains. “By linking some of the stars I could read letters and numbers corresponding to those we know in Latin. This is how I discovered that the vanished realm was called HELVETICA EMPIRE. A land inhabited by strange beings – OK, aliens – who lived parallel to our world. And whose mission was to study the human race.”

What, if any, were the conclusions of these inhabitants of the Helvetica Empire? By further decoding the Raumnomicon, the contours of the lost realm become more defined. “Sometimes I am able to unlock secrets from different parts of the book. From this information, I have discovered that there are tiny wooden doors, or portals, decorated with codes, poems, star systems and drawings, already existing on the streets amongst us. By decoding certain sections of the book, the doors have become visible for all to see. These doors – whose measurements are based on those of the aliens, the unknowns – offer access to the mysteries of the Helvetica Empire. Anyone interested in this realm who sees a door walking down the street should open one and form their own opinions.”

To date this year, Chaometric has discovered over 250 doors in Manhattan, from Soho to Tribeca to Chelsea, and in Venice Beach, Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Cairo, Belgium etc etc…